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If grandmothers around the world had a rallying cry, it would probably sound something like “You need to eat!”

Photographer Gabriele Galimberti’s grandmother said something similar to him before one of his many globetrotting work trips. To ensure he had at least one good meal, she prepared for him a dish of ravioli before he departed on one of his adventures.  

“In that occasion I said to my grandma ‘You know, Grandma, there are many other grandmas around the world and most of them are really good cooks,” Galimberti wrote via email. “I’m going to meet them and ask them to cook for me so I can show you that you don’t have to be worried for me and the food that I will eat!’ This is the way my project was born!”

The project, “Delicatessen With Love”, took Galimberti to 58 countries where he photographed grandmothers with both the ingredients and finished signature dishes.

He acted as photographer and stylist during each shoot with the grandmothers, taking a portrait of both the women and the food they made for him.

From top to bottom: 

Inara Runtule, 68, Kekava, Latvia. Silke €(herring with potatoes and cottage cheese).

Grace Estibero, 82, Mumbai, India. Chicken vindaloo.

Susann Soresen, 81, Homer, Alaska. Moose steak.

Serette Charles, 63, Saint-Jean du Sud, Haiti. Lambi in creole sauce.

The photographer’s grandmother Marisa Batini, 80, Castiglion Fiorentino, Italy. Swiss chard and ricotta Ravioli with meat sauce.

Normita Sambu Arap, 65, Oltepessi (Masaai Mara), Kenya. Mboga and orgali (white corn polenta with vegetables and goat).

Julia Enaigua, 71, La Paz, Bolivia. Queso Humacha (vegetables and fresh cheese soup).

Fifi Makhmer, 62, Cairo, Egypt. Kuoshry (pasta, rice and legumes pie).

Isolina Perez De Vargas, 83, Mendoza, Argentina. Asado criollo (mixed meats barbecue).

Bisrat Melake, 60, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Enjera with curry and vegetables.

here’s the updated link, the project is now called “in her kitchen”

Source: Slate

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“Late Night Snark: Torpedoing the Trump Crime Family Edition
“Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for multiple counts of tax evasion and for paying Trump’s mistresses to keep them quiet during the campaign, which is...

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Late Night Snark: Torpedoing the Trump Crime Family Edition
“Michael Cohen was sentenced to three years in prison for multiple counts of tax evasion and for paying Trump’s mistresses to keep them quiet during the campaign, which is a violation. The big question, of course, is whether Trump himself knew about and directed those illegal payments. And the big answer to that question is: Duh.”
—Jimmy Kimmel
“Before Cohen climbed up onto the prison bus, he made sure to throw Trump under it, telling the court: ‘Recently, the president tweeted a statement calling me weak, and he was correct, but for a much different reason than he was implying. It was because time and time again I felt it was my duty to cover up his dirty deeds.’ And evidently you suck at it.”
—Stephen Colbert
“Cohen said, ‘It could have been worse, I could have been sentenced to be White House chief of staff.’”
—Jimmy Fallon
“I think, going forward, everyone working for Donald Trump should just be read their Miranda rights on their first day. They should be like, ‘OK, here’s your desk, coffee’s in the kitchen, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law, and Fridays are jeans days.’”
—Trevor Noah
“Trump got into an argument with Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi on camera today. Then, as usual, he tried offering them $130,000 to be quiet.”
—Seth Meyers
“Fox News has birthed ‘Fox Nation.’ … The New York Times describes Fox Nation as ‘Netflix for conservatives,’ which means it’s for people who like Netflix, but wish its World War II documentaries weren’t so mean to the Nazis.”
—Samantha Bee